User blog comment:Meganhassler/Did the Sci-Fi Channel drop the ball?/@comment-184.45.10.50-20111124110615/@comment-184.45.10.50-20111124110827

I also carry around a "blasting rod" in the form of a black dildo I painted runes on. Some jerk messing with me in the street? Not today. I point it at my assailant and yell "ripum analmentae" and boy do they back off fast.