User blog comment:Meganhassler/Did the Sci-Fi Channel drop the ball?/@comment-184.45.10.50-20111124110615

I often imagine that I'm Harry Dresden when I'm using the bathroom.. I chalk out a circle around me and the toilet and will it into effect, then slowly chant my pseudo-latin spell "Egnormius Shitpour". Then I release the spell and bask in the glory as my anus unleashes 50 pounds of raw gutteral stomach sewage.